So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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