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oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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