Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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