Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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