I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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