she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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