ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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