4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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