So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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