Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I need to sanitize my soul.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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