No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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