Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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