Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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