He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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