none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
my being single is dangerous.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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