Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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