So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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