You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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