On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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