wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
the day after is always just damage control
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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