i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize