just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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