Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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