At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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