32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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