I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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