Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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