No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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