Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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