I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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