Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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