Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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