Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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