I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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