you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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