I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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