I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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