so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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