we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Randomize
