Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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