I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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