ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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