You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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