the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
don't judge my taste in strippers
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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