Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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