I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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