24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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