doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
