when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
is wine microwaveable?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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