Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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