Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
