Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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