Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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