I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
its not stalking. its research.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
