"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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