We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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