Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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