i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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