Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize