We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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