i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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